Sunday, December 9, 2012

NEW LAW REQUIRES ALJs TO RULE ON MOST OUTRAGEOUS CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS

A prima facie case for 'outrageous decorations' is established when one must wear sunglasses to look directly at the house in question.




There is a requirement that packages for outrageous decorations must be delivered within 10 days or there is a 20% lighting penalty


Home displays that can be viewed from the Space Station are also presumed to be outrageous as a matter of law.


Some of the decisions will be lengthy and complex



Some displays will invoke the Way-Too-Sweet Defense


The owner of this display will face charges of False Im-penquin-ment


Two issues are presented: 1) Where is Santa?; 2) What are Peter Pan and Tinkerbell doing there?


The Stockings Were Hung Over The Carport With Care in Hopes that SpongeBob Soon Would be There


Ten Trillion Lights, and they Can Only Manage "X-Mas"?


Extra consideration is also given to True-To-Life 
and Historically Accurate Nativity Scenes



Difficult:  LHWCA Santa? or Jones Act Santa?


Vehicular Holiday Embellishment Affords Some Second Decoration Fun Protection





And finally, res judicata..


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